Okay, I'm sure actors get tired of doing these things all the time, but jeez, Bruce. This guy is obviously a tool (I think it's actually a prerequisite to getting a job in commercial radio), but he has to pay for being him for the rest of his life simply by being him. You get to get paid for the rest of your life with things like having great ladies like Mary-Louise Parker (try to) cover for you when you're being a prick. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, you richie-rich! Are you bummed because Red 2 got beat on its opening weekend by The Conjuring, Despicable Me 2, Turbo, and Grown Ups 2? (That last one has to hurt.)

My favorite part is when Bruce says, "Has any actor ever told you this, James? This part is not acting, what we're doing now. You might be. But we're just selling the film now. Sales." And he says "sales" just like some inside-sales guy that you overhear at that restaurant the you know you're going to regret making reservations at by the time the bill comes. Then he says "I would slash my hooves." What does that even mean? I Googled it, but all that came back was posts about this interview. Then the poor schmuck cuts the interview short and sounds like he's gonna cry. AHAHAHAHA. Sigh.