Stranger Genius of literature Sherman Alexie demonstrates how it should be done:
Book-banning mom in Queens calls my YA novel "Fifty Shades of Grey for teens." I can't stop laughing. http://t.co/CowMzQQi0Q— Sherman Alexie (@Sherman_Alexie) August 1, 2013
If you're an author whose book has been banned, you should first understand that the book will live longer than any ridiculous fusspot with too much time on her hands. And then you should laugh it up, because every time a book is banned, more kids will want to read that book. Bans only serve to make a book unstoppable.