The Pacific Northwest's premier homophobe writes a column for the Christian Post—which has a way with a headline—chronicling how the world would be different if he were president of the United States. The opening sentence:

If I were President, there would be no special treatment for anyone entering our country illegally. I would send a special delegation to Israel to study how to build a fence, secure it and then electrify it.

Later comes this:

If I were President, I would make a new commitment to Israel and announce the Muslim brotherhood as a terrorist organization, stop all shipments of money, weapons and planes to Egypt until a free government is elected that we deem is free and not a threat to our greatest ally, Israel. Syrian leadership must go and no one on either side will get help from us until we deem it safe for Israel and America. Iran would have one warning to disarm or we will stand with Israel to do it for them.

And this:

If I were President, there would be no welfare support for any unwed mother or father after their first child because anyone can make a mistake but not three, four or five times. That is not a mistake, that is a lifestyle and I would refuse to help support that kind of subsidiary lifestyle, especially when each child has a different father.

And this:

I would cut unemployment benefits down to six weeks, with few exceptions for hardship cases and see if we can get American citizens to take some of those jobs that people talk about only illegal aliens wanting. The Bible teaches if a man does not work, he does not eat, especially when he is capable of getting up every day and doing so, but you say there are no jobs, well there would be if I was President by following my policies.

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