Man calling: "Hi, I'm a writer for a newspaper in Washington, DC. We want to interview you for a story we're writing on journalists who have been hassled by cops."

Me: "I'm sorry, which newspaper did you say you write for?"

Him: "The American Free Press."

Me: "Can you give me just a second? [I Google the newspaper.] Oh, I see that the Southern Poverty Law Center classifies your paper as a hate group."

Him: "Yeah, they've been hassling us for years."

Me: "Uh huh. I'm going to pass. Bye."

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