Monica Bellucci Is a Single Lady

Comments

1
C'est dommage.
2
Charles, I respect your linking to the great and insouciant Michael K.'s post, which closed by suggesting of the amazing Kassel, "You know, he could make you swoon by spitting at your b-hole."
3
dangit Charles, you know injecting overt heterosexual forms/images into the Slog goes specifically against the bylaws! (cuz "everyday is heterosexual day")
4
Now's your chance, Charles! Call her!
5
I know Natalie Merchant is getting jealous.
6
The best news I've heard all week.

Hang on, Monica baby - I'm coming for ya!
7
it is nice to have an age-appropriate object of lust. maggiorata!
8
I was confused why this did post did not mention that this also means the beautiful Vincent Cassel is single. Then I realized this post was by Mudede, who will use any excuse to feature a pair of tits.
9
Vincent Cassel has a lot of charm, but it doesn't come from being handsome. He's pretty ugly, actually. In France, I've heard their marriage refered to as Beauty and the Beast.

But being ugly gives "character" to some people, and that can end up making them a lot more attractive than people with a more regular kind of face (Tom Cruise).
10
@8: there must not be that many excuses available, then, because charles hasn't had a hot lady post in over a year.
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@10 Hm. Good to know. Been avoiding SLOG for a bit.