"My five-year-old cut off my three-year-old's hair," writes NPR reporter Jeff Cohen on the Public Radio Exchange. "A few weeks later, I decided to interview them and get their explanations." What follows is a serious, edited interview about the terrible haircut.

Assorted questions/answers include:

Dad: "And what did you do with the hair?"
Sadie: "I hid it under the radiator."

Dad: "Did you think we were gonna like it?"
Sadie: "No. I didn't know you gonna scream like that, though."

Sadie: "That was really, really, really terrible, but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes. It happens like once... or twice... or three times in every life. Or twice. I mean, once."

Enjoy! (A picture of the haircut is at the link.)

H/t Gawker.