"Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels"

Comments

1
Thanks for the warning. I will wait to check it out until I get home.
2
I don't know what I expected.
3
But, why?
5
Myself, I'm kind of into Chacos, flips, nice Italian loafers, etc., but maybe not quite that way.
6
just...amazing really. who knew?
7
Oh please....
8
I clicked.
Because it was there.
And because I didn't see the NSFW.
And now I must clear my browser history.
9
I didn't expect the link to be quite so literal. Forget erasing my browser history, I need to erase my memory.
10
WOW.

Those heels don't go with those pubes, chartreuse pumps dude.
11
I like dicks... a lot ... and that is one of the most anti-erotic things I've ever seen. Wowzer.
12
Oh sweet jeebus on a breadstick.
13
Please don't mention breadsticks.
14
Fuck!

Now I have to decide if sharing this with my girl will get me laid or cost me hundreds of dollars...
15
Why do I love this so much?
16
I'm alternating between the desire to touch myself and to start looking for those super cute heels! Good God, that was exactly the pick me up I needed. Thank you, Dan.
17
Holy hell. I... I just don't understand. I like dick, and I like heels. Why is this so horrible?
18
um... No.
19
That is really really really not good. Really really really really not good. Bad. Very bad. Very very bad.
20
@2 -- Beat me to it.
21
I thought it was hilarious. For some reason, the "when is the train coming?" one made me laugh out loud.
22
Seems like an expensive habit with a bitch of a cleanup in the end but, as always, FTWL...
23
Hey, if the shoe fits, scare it.
24
I think my favorite part is the personalization of the phrasing.

As I usually find my cock to look rather penile and quite a bit dickish, it's nice to know that I can make some people think it looks great with just a few pumps.
25
Not sure what I was expecting to see there.
26
I am not entirely sure why this website exists.
27
Those penises are definitely going to have back problems later in life.
28
Why? Just.......why? Why not stick your dick in an orifice? I feel compelled to qualify that, in a consensual human orifice.
29
@27 Yay
30
Well huh.
31
#24 ha ha ha Thank You!
32
13.7% of Dan's columns and all of the most memorable ones are about some wires in the brain getting crossed (remember the podcast with the woman who got off on cool vocabulary words?). One person with particular wires crossed and you're a freak. A hundred of you and you get a website. A thousand and there's a forum. Ten thousand and there are competing forums and warring factions. A million or more and you get your own label and a capital letter in a string of oppressed capital letters.

There are many thousands with these particular wires (high heels, dicks) crossed, but the webmaster, model and photog have them welded together.
33
can't...stop...scrolling...