What are you doing this weekend? Are you going to see passels of funny women make you laugh until your tampon shoots right out? Well why the hell not?

This Sunday, the all-women comedy night Wine Shots is throwing a special holiday edition of their sorta monthly, free-wine-shots-featuring standup night: a Golden Girls–themed show with special guests all the way from PDX—comedy troupe Lez Stand Up, which sounds promising. Cienna's written about past editions of Wine Shots here and here (you should click those if only for the fucking amazing posters).

As always, the city's premier Michael Bolton tribute band, Lightning Bolton, will be making an appearance, as will organizer Elicia Sanchez's "re-enactment of Phoebe Cates' monologue about Santa from Gremlins." Or so says Sanchez. Also featured: Free cheesecake slices with the wine shots. If you're in the throes of a horrible wintertime breakup, and also if you are human, there is likely no better place in the city for you to go. Booze? Cake? Laughing? Gremlins? Make a note of it: Sunday, Grotto at the Rendezvous, 8 p.m., $5.