- Ma Savage's Christmas Artery-Cloggers
I trust Dan washed his hands as well as his eyeballs after touching Sarah Palin's "book" while baking these, because I plan to share these with as many Jewish friends as possible, and I don't want them getting Palin cooties.
And as regards the whole "Merry Christmas" v. "Happy Holidays" bullshit, I say: what about "Bah, Humbug!"? That's my season's greetings, and it's both totally Christian and completely non-denominational, and yet it pisses people off. Win, win, win.