Humblest humbleman in all of humbletown just sent this:

Friday, December 20th, 2013

To: Our thousands of supporters throughout the state (cc'd to the media, house & senate members, and Governor)

From: Tim Eyman
RE: Wish me a happy birthday ...

Wish me a happy birthday today even though Sunday is actually the big day (48 years old — yikes!!).

I'm a very happy man with a lot to be thankful for.

Then his e-mail goes on to ask for—birthday surprise!—your money! But you heard the man, Slog. He wants you to "wish" him happy birthday. So find your own very special way today of wishing Tim Eyman a happy birthday, even though, like the man says, today's not really his birthday.