Concerning the celebrity law of threes: Today has seen the arrest of kid-pop menace Justin Bieber, the indictment-by-federal-grand-jury of revenge-porn shitbag Hunter Moore, and now, our third schadenfreude-rich legal doing of the day: "Dinesh D'Souza, a conservative commentator and best-selling author, has been indicted by a federal grand jury for arranging excessive campaign contributions to a candidate for the U.S. Senate," reports Reuters.

For those needing a reminder of D'Souza's d-baggery, a sample tweet: