Phoenix Stumbles Into, Rises from the Flames: My favorite blog post of the day is Seattlish's account of what happened when Seattle-area costumed jackass Phoenix Jones tried to put out a bonfire. As any toddler can tell you, this is what happens when make-believe games go out of control.

"We Sang a Fun Song in a Church" Did you know? Pussy Riot was on Colbert last night, and they kicked ass.

Hands Are for Feeling: New artificial hands provide a primitive sensation of feeling.

HerTube: Google ad executive Susan Wojcicki is now in charge of YouTube.

We've Got a Way to Go Until We Achieve Full Skynet: Here's what happens when two sex chatbots hit on each other.

"I'm Not Interested in You, Nicolas Cage" Christian Nightmares posted this video of a preacher who's sick of "Hell-ywood" (or is it "Hollyweird?") and wouldn't cross the street to meet a famous person even if there was a restaurant full of 'em right there. His rant is really something to see.