• Kelly O

Kind of like bronies, Trekkies, Juggalos, and even looners (balloon fetishists—no, really, look it up!), furries fly under the radar most of the time. I mean, you see 'em so infrequently, they almost seem like an urban myth. Then one comes walking into a bar and waves at you, and you just plain drop a full bottle of Budweiser right on the floor, shattering it in a million pieces. Sorry about that, furry man—I'm glad you exist, and you just keep on doin' your thang. WOOF!