Police Beat: A Long Bulge In His Pants

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1
Charles Mudede trying to work his way into playing the Borscht Belt.
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Officer Luckie finds a guy with a long bulge down the front of his pants? There's a porn in there somewhere...
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@1

Unbuckle the belt to reach around and pinch the Jacques Derrier.
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"I named my right thigh Christmas and my left thigh New Years. Why don't you come up and visit me between the holidays?"

-the actor who played the air traffic controller in Airplane said that on stage when appearing in Kentucky Fried Theater's multi-media comedy shows in LA in about 1975
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@2 that was my first thought. I bet he's hearing a ton of bad jokes right now.
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Thanks for this Charles.

It's not quite clever enough to be an April Fools prank, even though Luckie found what looked like a real-looking sheriff's badge in his wallet, but it was just a Junior Yellowstone Ranger badge.
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A group of black males committing crimes? I'm shocked.
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You too can own your very own junior yellowstone ranger badge for $10, shipped from Hong Kong. Although difficult to read through the average peephole, it's probably enough to get someone to open a door to inquire further. Good thing these misguided youths would never do a home invasion.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Yellowstone-Jr-P…