From a piece by June Thomas, writing at Slate, about whether queers still need queer resort towns like Provincetown:

The entertainment options, which are plentiful, are heavy on drag acts, lesbian comedians, and those performers often referred to as “gay icons.” (Last week, a banner advertised the upcoming appearance of Carol Channing and Tommy Tune at the Provincetown Town Hall, a double act that rates a 99 on a scale where 1 is totally straight and 100 is Judy Garland fisting Dan Savage.)

A dead straight woman fisting a live gay man is not so much "totally gay" as it is totally fucking creepy.