Twisty (that really frickin' scary clown from
American Horror Story): "Nothing. I'm not afraid of anything."
This amazing
purple octopus: "Sperm whales?"
Bride-Groom-Man: "Spiders. I HATE spiders!"
Popcorn: "Snakes. And bone-in chicken!"
Skinny Divine: "Scaring people away. Being lonely."
This
lady with no eyeballs: "Sharting. You know, shit-farting."
French KISS: "Not being able to rock 'n' roll all night, and eat baguettes every day."
Kinky Boots: "I'm afraid of being TOO fabulous!"
Magda, the landlady from the movie
There's Something About Mary: "I don't wanna be broke and old."
Miss Universe Fish Person Thing: "YOU. I'm scared of you."
These clowns (R-L): "Children." "Warm beet salads." "Girls."
Aphrodite: "Dying."
The Cat burgular: "Spiders!"
Bag Lady: "I'm afraid of my own insecurities, can I say that?"
The Purple Pirate: "Accidental injuries. Breaking a leg!"
Nice clown and skeleton friend, NARK: "The Patron Saint of St. Patrick's Day dressed as Capitol Hill 'Woo Girls' who are dressed as bees."
Sexy church lady or
powerful lesbian executive: "Sarah Palin."
Gamora: "I'm afraid of frogs."
Annabelle: from
The Conjuring "I love Satan, but hate Jesus."
All photos taken at
2014 BUMP!—a benefit for the Gay City Health Project