Jeremy Hooper draws our attention to this lunatic:

If a man has anal sex with a woman, he is committing a homosexual act on a woman, being that in homosexual acts the rectum is always the substitute for the vagina, so think about that next time you want to degrade your wife… even if she says she enjoys it… that doesn’t make the act less degrading or more right.

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Next, is the issue of pornography. Pornography, even man-woman porn is homosexual in nature, because it takes sex and degrades it to be about self pleasure for the viewer. Homosexuality is about an attraction towards “sameness.” And since pornography directs pleasure towards self-arousal, and does so initially even when watched with a partner, it has the same narcissistic element to it. This is difficult to explain and hard for the average person to understand at first, but as you continue your walk towards being more Christ-like, it will begin to make sense. Avoiding pornography is a key element in helping overcoming same sex attraction.

Jason Salamone isn't the first sex-obsessed Christian to suggest that masturbation is gay. Seattle's own Mark Driscoll beat him to the (apparently spiked) punch years ago. And Salamone isn't the first straight person to project the hetero obsession with penetrative sex onto gay people. A lot of straight people believe that sex is vaginal penetration, much to detriment of their own sex lives, which leaves them confused by lesbian sex generally ("How do lesbians have sex?") and convinced they know how gay men have sex particularly ("In the butt, Bob"). But 25% of gay men never have anal sex—it's not for everyone, gay or straight—and very few gay men feel compelled to bust out a big box of Vagina Substitute every time we jump in the sack. Anal intercourse does not define gay sex in the same way vaginal intercourse defines straight sex. (So, straight people, you can continue to enjoy anal intercourse without having to come out as undercover assgays.)

And if Salamone is hoping to bring more straights into the anti-gay movement by slamming straight anal intercourse (now "really popular among heterosexuals") and porn (also very popular) and masturbation (ditto), well, good luck with that, Jason.

"Knocking straight men for a very popular sex act and an even more popular player in their internet history folders?" says Hooper. "Why stop there, Barbwire folks? Throw in pizza and beer and football, too, so you can flip all remaining [anti-gay] holdouts our way!"

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