Slog Dec 24, 2014 1:42 PM

What Are You Allowed to Say While Exercising Your Right to Freely Assemble on Santa's Lap? (And the Meaning of Stock Photography)

by Jen Graves

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Bless the Lord and Merry Christmas to WM Steven "I l Love Television" Humphrey!

My new motto for reading Slog -

"pluck the eyeballs out of my head, roll them in cocaine, and stick them back in again"
dnt trust me on December 24, 2014 at 2:11 PM · Report this
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As happens from time to time, a software malfunction has led to this post being filed under "Jen Graves" instead of "Charles Mudede."
minderbender on December 24, 2014 at 2:30 PM · Report this
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@2
I was going to say that someone should tell Jen that Charles has hacked her account.
seatackled on December 24, 2014 at 3:23 PM · Report this
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@3,2: I wonder if they did that, because I wouldn't think Jen would fail to notice something as obvious as the fact that that is obviously NOT a latex glove...
Hanoumatoi on December 24, 2014 at 3:55 PM · Report this
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I read the article before the pic loaded. I was disappointed.
Upchuck on December 24, 2014 at 9:58 PM · Report this
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Where is Santa's left hand? Is he fondling young Suzie? He is not a very convincing Santa.
longwayhome on December 25, 2014 at 7:39 PM · Report this
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I love this very very much
Tracy on December 30, 2014 at 3:50 PM · Report this