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Experience music on the meadow! Final ZooTunes lineup announced!

Please to strain your big gay brains and think back allllllllllllll the way to the last season of RuPaul’s Drag Race—Season 5, I believe, which was practically dominated by our dear BenDeLaCreme until RuPaul lost all sense of reason and gave her the high-heeled boot (NEVER FORGET!). Remember? Of course you do.

And you will also doubtlessly now recall the season’s primary “party” gurl, Adore Delano. Wasn’t she just cute as a purple pickle? So pillow-lipped and adorably ditsy, and those CHOPS, gurl! Good heavens! (Vocal chops, I mean naturally, as there’s not an ounce of pork on her—she even made the semifinals of Season 8 of American Idol, after all.) She made RPDR’s Top 3 last year, and is currently touring the world, basking in fame and glamour and singing tracks from her album, Till Death Do Us Party. (HA!)

Well! This weekend, Adore shall be basking those pretty pillow lips in Seattle's salty breezes, whence Nark Magazine has scheduled her to exercise her vocal chops all over us with her band. That’s correct! Adore! Live, in concert! And what’s more, the event is to be hosted by one of the most astonishing drag geniuses ever to spring forth fully formed from the forehead of Zeus: Mathu Andersen, whom you must google immediately if you are unfamiliar. It’s an event you simply mustn’t miss, miss, and I’m going to make it easy for you…

All one must do for a chance to win TWO general admission tickets to enjoy an evening with these delightful artistes is to re-tweet the following tweet by 5 p.m. tomorrow. The winner shall be selected at random. Gentelmos! Get your tweet on!