Beep Beep

Last week, I spent a lot of time in New York City, so this weekâs column is NYC-themed! Spotted this bumper sticker in Bushwick and did, in fact, see several cars honking.Â
Hot Sauce Is Important

They mean âyouâreâ not âyour,â but the message is still correct.
Has Anyone Checked on the Funk Recently?

This certainly feels like a bad omen.
A Self-Aware Meme Sticker

Pretty sure I saw this one in Manhattan, but could certainly work on the streets of Capitol Hill...
You Didnât Hear It From Me, But....

This comes to us via Tucker Carlson Eats Poopâthanks!Â
No... Seriously...

But you know what itâs ACTUALLY supposed to look like.... Thanks, Fuck A Fuckin' Job.Â
You Sound Like My MomÂ

Some of the jokers I saw in NYC need to learn this lesson! But overall, the Big Apple put up a mean sticker gameâI was thoroughly impressed. However, Iâm happy to back on Seattle's sticker-laden shores. More next week...
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.