A Real Whodunnit
Shoutout to Megan Leonard for sending me this bad boy she spotted in the Cafe Racer bathroom. The beloved Belltown theater has been closed since before the pandemic for "surprise renovations" and laid off most of its staff with no notice. And then it just... never reopened despite everyone and their mom basically begging it to. The late Paul Allen's Vulcan Inc. recently told the Puget Sound Business Journal that there is "no news to share at this time" as they just sit and do nothing with this Seattle cultural institution. Tech billionaires ruin everything!
A Many-Layered Sticker
Thank you Natalie Dupille for sending this Fremont sticky my way. No conspiracy theories here—I'm a definite believer in the prostate orgasm. But there's definitely a double entendre here, right? Like, prostate/pro-state? Are the tops of the carrots the shape of a country? What am I not getting?!
I Don't Think This Is True
Seattle actually really loves DJs!
I'm saying this to my student loan company so I don't have to make this month's payment...
Hats off to This
The more I work in news, the more I believe this to be true. Thanks, Joan Cornellà, for this one.
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