Stickers Feb 17, 2023 at 10:30 am

He Is Risen... to Dole Out Some Punches




and yeah Jas
nevermind the
Boiling Planet
beneath your
very feet.



For the record:

Jesus doesn't punch cops
NYT didn't go after trans youth


@1 Boohoo

@3 STFU. Read the letter and the links. Of course Jesus doesnt punch cops. He is A) a fictionalized account of an idea with not even a shred of factual historical evidence backing up his existence and B) even if he did exist and in the form you loons believe he ascended to heaven thousands of years ago where there are no police (they all go to a different place).


@4: No, St. Peter determines whether anyone goes to hell or heaven. There's still time for you shoobop to confess your sins and let the joy and beauty of our Lord and Savior sweet Jesus usher your tortured soul into eternal grace.


Feel like Jesus could probably spar. He'd maybe need to bulk up a bit, but I'd imagine he could've held his own with some of the legends in the welterweight division. I'd put him at roughly even odds against maybe someone like Thomas Hearns, though he'd absolutely get absolutely demolished by modern day beasts like Pacquiao & Mayweather.


@5 you are truly too stupid and pathetic for words. I am sure you arent even christian and if you are oh boy. The idea that Peter greats people at a gate into heaven is non canonological. The keys he was given by christ were the keys to guide the establishing of the church as the first pope, not literal keys into heaven. In the twisted view of xtians only God decides who is in and who is out. It is an allegory, I know abstract thinking is something you struggle with but jesus h fucking christ this is weak ass trolling even for you.

Go have a drink, youll feel better.


@7: The righteous need no wine or sprits to cleanse their souls.


@1 I'm happy for the people who think they own the city to be reminded that they don't.


"Jesus would have punched a banker"

IIRC, he very nearly did.


"And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.vAnd found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting: And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables" (John 2:13-15)

So if you believe this stuff, he didn't punch them but he did whip their butts with a scourge.

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