Stickers Feb 17, 2023 at 10:30 am

He Is Risen... to Dole Out Some Punches

JS

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2

and yeah Jas
nevermind the
Boiling Planet
beneath your
very feet.

Property
Values!

3

For the record:

Jesus doesn't punch cops
NYT didn't go after trans youth

5

@4: No, St. Peter determines whether anyone goes to hell or heaven. There's still time for you shoobop to confess your sins and let the joy and beauty of our Lord and Savior sweet Jesus usher your tortured soul into eternal grace.

6

Feel like Jesus could probably spar. He'd maybe need to bulk up a bit, but I'd imagine he could've held his own with some of the legends in the welterweight division. I'd put him at roughly even odds against maybe someone like Thomas Hearns, though he'd absolutely get absolutely demolished by modern day beasts like Pacquiao & Mayweather.

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@7: The righteous need no wine or sprits to cleanse their souls.

9

@1 I'm happy for the people who think they own the city to be reminded that they don't.

10

"Jesus would have punched a banker"

IIRC, he very nearly did.

11

"And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.vAnd found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting: And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables" (John 2:13-15)

So if you believe this stuff, he didn't punch them but he did whip their butts with a scourge.


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