Set aside your dinner-theater prejudices: This isn’t the kind of place where hammy actors dish up corny audience participation with a rubber chicken main course. Instead, Cafe Nordo’s newest iteration guides small groups of diners up and down and all around the beautiful back stairways of Washington Hall to attic lofts and basement enclaves and grand ballrooms. Along the way, pairs of actors tell weird, fantastical stories and serve delicious food (including salmon, rabbit-and-fennel salad, and filet mignon) paired with high-quality wine. It’s a friendly, boozy event of a meal that you’ll never forget. (Washington Hall, 153 14th Ave,, 7:30 pm, $60–$80, 21+)