FUCKING DUDES, man. From circuit parties in the 1990s to Drag Race now, dudes-who-screw-dudes disproportionately represent gay culture in the media and at Pride. But if gays really want to smash the patriarchy—the same patriarchy that’s threatened by non-man-led households and has been waging a war on all LGBT people—then we (lesbians, fags, trans*, queer, etc.) can really punch those patriarchs in their tiny balls by joining the Dyke March. It’s more political, more sober, and more womany than many other Pride events, and that’s just great! (SCCC Plaza, Broadway and Pine St, rally 5–7 pm, march 7 pm, free, all ages)