(FOOD) Why spend Thanksgiving with your dirty Uncle Dave when you can form a makeshift family of stragglers, strangers, and castoffs at 13 Coins? The kitschy 24-hour restaurant is the new home for the holidays, offering a multi-course meal like your mother's brother never catered. For $19.95, you get soup or salad, turkey, the usual sides and sauces, and traditional desserts like pumpkin pie or eggnog rum ice cream. All this and you won't get groped by a blood relative. (13 Coins, 125 Boren Ave N, 682-2513. Open 24 hours, special turkey dinner after 11 am, $19.95.)