I say that Hot Mess is the sexiest, sweatiest, kick-asseyist all-girl-DJed club night for gay boys ever
—and if it isn't, I'll pork a ham. So come groove that gorgeous homo-boy fanny to the compelling beats of DJs L.A. Kendall, Julie Herrera, Colby B
, and the singular musical scorch of import guest DJ Special T!
(From L.A.! Oooooh!) The floor will throb, heads might bob, the guys will be drunk and hot (I promise), and it's a $5 cover all night with a copy of this here Stranger Suggests. (Yes, cut it out!) (War Room, 722 E Pike St, 328-7666. 9 pm, $5–$7, 21+.