Take off your pants and put on those go-go boots—and fill up that flask while you're at it. Today is Gay Pride, you homosexual! It's time for a parade to remind you how bad things used to be—and still are in a lot of places—for the gays. This year's theme is "Over the Rainbow," which is totally gay! And the night before is the Dyke March. (Dyke Rally & March [Sat], Broadway and E Pine St, 5 pm; Pride Parade, down Fourth Ave from Westlake Park, 11 am; PrideFest, Seattle Center, 11 am–6 pm. All free.)