The nubile young ladies at Jiggles Gentlemen's Club are fantastic conversationalists. They'll talk your ear off about books—from Emily Dickinson's work to the thick tome of Moby-Dick—for hours. But that could end tomorrow if a King County Superior Court judge lets the city close down Jiggles permanently because the strip club is operating too close to a school. (I would think discussing literature with strippers is the quickest way to get kids excited about learning. The city disagrees.) Celebrate your last guaranteed chance to converse with a very friendly, very pretty team of professional young Jigglers. And bring cash. (Jiggles Gentlemen's Club, 5220 Roosevelt Way NE, 729-5222, 5 pm–2:30 am, $10/free for military, 18+)