Organized in response to a Toronto cop's proclamation that women can defend themselves against rape by not "dressing like sluts," SlutWalk Seattle is the march/rally designed to destroy "the idea that women invite sexual violence by looking like they enjoy sex." Organized to celebrate gay and gay-friendly families (and raise funds for Food Lifeline), the Seattle Pride Picnic is the daylong to-do in Volunteer Park featuring food, music, and "fun for all ages." Hilarious bonus: Both events are scheduled to be picketed by the ridiculous Westboro Baptist Church! Don't miss the show(s)! (SlutWalk, Cal Anderson Park, 1635 11th Ave,, meet at noon for march downtown; Pride Picnic, Volunteer Park, 1247 15th Ave E,, 11 am–4 pm)