Pike Chocofest may sound like the worst porn name ever, but it’s actually a beloved pre–Valentine’s Day tradition in which Pike Brewing Company presents a vast array of chocolate and alcohol designed to be consumed together. Never underestimate the power of the choco-booze combo: At a recent dinner party, I saw the double whammy of dark chocolate fondue and good red wine reduce the least Cathy Guisewite–like of women to a misty-eyed, orgasm-approximating mess. (Pike Brewing Company, 1415 First Ave, 622-6044, 5–8 pm, $45, 21+)