FUCKING DUDES, man. From circuit parties in the 1990s to Drag Race now, dudes-who-screw-dudes disproportionately represent gay culture in the media and at Pride. But if gays really want to smash the patriarchyâthe same patriarchy thatâs threatened by non-man-led households and has been waging a war on all LGBT peopleâthen we (lesbians, fags, trans*, queer, etc.) can really punch those patriarchs in their tiny balls by joining the Dyke March. Itâs more political, more sober, and more womany than many other Pride events, and thatâs just great! (SCCC Plaza, Broadway and Pine St, rally 5â7 pm, march 7 pm, free, all ages)