Cherdonna is like if you put a drag queen and a modern dancer and a person with severe psychological issues into a blender, and then poured out the result into a designer vintage gown. She falls, she breaks things, she loses her shit over Nilla Wafers, and in her very first evening-length solo show, Worth My Salt, she’ll lip-synch an entire monologue by Diane Keaton from Baby Boom. No one atThe Stranger has seen this show yet, but every time we’ve seen Cherdonna perform before, we’ve had to go around cleaning up our own exploded brain matter off nearby surfaces. (Velocity Dance Center, 1621 12th Ave, velocitydancecenter.org, 8 pm, $20 adv/$25 DOS, through Oct 26)