One reason I love America: Our inexhaustible hunger for fatuous garbage guarantees that genius drag parodist Dina Martina will stay stocked with fresh material until we're all dead. Another reason I love America: Dina Martina, whose universally heralded psycho-comedy—incorporating film, music, and performance art—continues to rank among the artsiest funny stuff (funniest artsy stuff?) on the planet. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St,, 8 pm, $20 adv/$25 DOS, 21+)