Tonight we hand the sweaty mic over to your local celebrities. Expect to see Almost Live!’s John Keister, KIRO/NPR’s Luke Burbank, The Stranger’s Charles Mudede, and others tell stories, read their diaries, or talk about whatever the hell it was that made them famous. This is always one of the most fun nights of the festival. (Comedy Underground, 109 S Washington St, 628-0303, 8 pm, $8, all ages)