Do you like sexual and slightly French man-groans? Do you like playing football in a very small room with a leering man-child? Do you like the line "I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit, to make out with her"? Have you either not seen nouveau cult classic The Room yet OR seen it a million times? Then get thee to Central Cinema to drink away your post-Christmas, pre–New Year's malaise. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, 686-6684, 8 pm, $5 adv/$7 DOS)

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Seattle’s Earshot Jazz Festival returns October 16 through November 8
The all-digital festival features one-of-a-kind performances and panels streamed straight to you.