It's Baby Jesus's birthday. If you don't toast him, you'll have seven years of bad luck, as well as leprosy. Also, you should probably get out of the house (you can wear your new socks!). Here's what's open: the Ballard Loft, the Baranof, the BottleNeck, the Blue Moon, the Canterbury, the back bar at the Crocodile, the Eastlake Zoo, the 5 Point, the Funhouse ("No show, just yummy booze"), the Juju, Liberty, Moe Bar, the Rickshaw, and Skylark. You're welcome, and cheers, friend! (Call ahead! Info on all these places at thestranger.com/chow)

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