In Inception—Christopher Nolan's new is-real-life-really-real-life action-adventure heist thingy—everybody is my boyfriend (and yours!). Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my boyfriend because of suspenders. Tom Hardy is my boyfriend because watching him slouch in a chair is basically sex in slow motion. Ken Watanabe is my boyfriend because KEN WATANABE. Michael Caine is my boyfriend because of everything ever. Nolan has a better-than-average knack for mixing big action with believable humanity and keeps Inception's temporal origami blooming and folding at a rapid, rousing clip. Oh, and Leonardo DiCaprio. My boyfriend. (See Movie Times:

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