Too Beautiful to Live, Luke Burbank's mysterious, magical, personal, expansive, weird, intimate, funny radio/podcast sensation, is recording live onstage at the newly renovated Columbia City Theater. The lineup: Blue Scholars, Smoosh, Say Hi, Ken Jennings (Jeopardy!), and the Lonely Forest. The real star: Burbank's preternatural knack for drawing a story out of anything or nothing. The afterparty: kara-motherfucking-oke. (Columbia City Theater, 4916 Rainier Ave S, 8 pm, $35.)