Listen up. I just want to make it very clear to everyone that I am NOT suggesting this movie because when I interviewed Russell Brand he said, "Can I put my hand on your breast? Do you want to put your hand on my stomach under my shirt?" and then we carnally embraced for the photographer while his publicist had an anxiety seizure and fell down the stairs. That is NOT the reason. The real reason is that Get Him to the Greek is one of those rare, freakishly funny comedies that actually has a heart. A human heart. And also—also—HOLY FUCK, RUSSELL BRAND TOUCHED MY BOOB. (See Movie Times: