Remember that fight in Kill Bill, where Uma Thurman massacres the Crazy 88? Limbs fell off like dandruff and blood fountained from the wounds! RoboGeisha is like that scene, stretched to 90 minutes, starring a transforming cyborg geisha assassin out for vengeance. Everything about RoboGeisha is over-the-top—giant robots, acidic breast milk fired from lactating murderesses, and an army of sexy killers with blades popping out of every (and I mean every) body part imaginable. This is the cinematic mindfuck to shake you out of your seen-it-all doldrums. (Neptune, 1303 NE 45th St, 10 pm, $11.)

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