The tagline for Babies—a new baby documentary that isn't about baby animals or adult babies or clones of Jennifer Grey—is "The Babies Are Coming." But they're not, really. These babies (just regular human babies, in case you were confused) aren't coming or going or moving around much at all. They're just sitting there, being babies, being adorable, being hilarious. The Namibian baby chews on a rock. The Japanese baby sits in a robot cradle. The American baby gets fussed over for no reason. The Mongolian baby is best friends with a goat. I do not smoke marijuana, but if I did, I would smoke all of it and go watch Babies. Over and over. (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.)