Fuck 3-D. 3-D is for the kind of wusses who jump at cheap horror-movie scares. No, the future of interactive cinema is Smell-O-Vision, and you can get in on the ground floor at SIFF Cinema tonight with a scent-centric screening of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (the original, not the Tim Burton reheat). The theater will fill your nose-holes with the scent of chocolate, butterscotch, and schnozberries at appropriate moments; Gene Wilder will molest you with his eyes; and with your goody bag of treats, you will fall into a high-blood-sugar coma of delight. (SIFF Cinema, 321 Mercer St, 324-9996. 7 and 9:30 pm, $10.)

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