For three years in a row, the Stranger Gong Show has delivered a roller-coaster ride through the wilds of human endeavor, from acts so bad you'll wish you were dead to acts so great you'll scream louder than you knew you could. The winner of this year's show will take home an avalanche of prizes, including $300 cash. If you want to perform, sign up at thestranger.com/gongshow. If you want to watch, just show up. (And wear your hollering pants.) (Crocodile, 2200 Second Ave, thestranger.com/gongshow. Talent sign-up at 8 pm/show starts at 9 pm, $8, 21+.)