Hahahaahahaahaha, what a stupid fucking idea. I love it. For April Fools' Day (which means it could be a lie—such is how we have constructed our stupid society), Shorty's in Belltown is hosting its first annual "Tommy Tournament," in which Seattle's pinball wizards and witches will play for best two out of three. Blindfolded. BLIND TO THE FOLDED. Each player teams up with a nonblindfolded "coach" and participants are encouraged to dress as twins and "valuable prizes" are promised. Hahahaahahaaaa!!! (Shorty's, 2222 Second Ave, 441-5449. 7 pm, free, 21+.)