As far as I'm concerned, the only reason to have babies is the possibility that they might someday turn into totally hilarious adolescent spazzes. The King/Snohomish Regional Spelling Bee is our real-life local version of Spellbound, with 60 middle-schoolers vying for a trip to the Scripps National Spelling Bee in Washington, D.C. Is anything as endearing and wonderful and heartbreaky as a supergenius weirdo child completely owning the English language and spelling words in your native tongue that you never knew existed? Answer: No. N-O. No. (Town Hall, 1119 Eighth Ave, 652-4255. 1 pm, free.)