Everything is great at Everything Is Terrible! The video blog—spiritual brother to the also-great TV Carnage and Found Footage Festival—gleefully digs up industrial training videos, weirdo VHS artifacts, creepy Jesus shit, and whatever other bizarre video nuggets are clinging to Father Time's beard. Remember cat massage? Remember that promotional rap about taking it up the Carrot Highway? Remember that fucking crypt-keeper dude teaching children yoga on a farm and touching them on their yoga parts? Everything Is Terrible! found those for you. Go say thank you and watch them on the big screen. Go tonight. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, 686-6684. 7 pm, $6, all ages.)

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