Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a total TV Carnage/Everything Is Terrible!/Found Footage Festival JUNKIE. I can't EVER get enough! I also can't describe how excited I am about this brand-new video night at Re-bar. For $4, you get four hours of weird, obscure, cuckoo-crazy film clips from the private collection of two fellows named Shane and Michael, the duo responsible for all of Dina Martina's videos. They tell me there'll be popcorn, too. Ooh, and prizes! You couldn't pay me NOT to go to this. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 7 pm, $4, 21+.)