This show will have burlesque, sketch comedy, and standup performances at the Balagan Theatre. Due to contractual obligations with The Man, there will be no full nipples revealed. Boobs, on the other hand? Oh, let's just say if it were a movie, it would be called There Will Be Boobs. (Balagan Theatre, 1117 E Pike St, 718-3245. 8 pm, $5, 21+ This week's Suggests have been sold for our Strangercrombie charity auction.)