"Are you off your fucking meds or something?" "Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a 10 dollar bill." "Let me tell you something, motherfucker. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last fucking time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I..." [Hindustani Troublemaker grabs Willie and pins him against the car.] "Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus!" (Grand Illusion, 1403 NE 50th St, 523-3935. 11 pm, donation.)